Pickup lines cliches

i just somehow found this online and thought its funny n wanted 2 share it with every1~

sorry guys ><

girls it might b useful in d future... xD

Pickup Line: "Have we met before?"

Answer: "May be, I am the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

(i googled VD Clinic... Venereal Disease clinic aka STD clinic @.@ for ppl wif Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Pickup Line: "I can tell that you want me."

Answer: "To leave. Yes."

Pickup Line: "I think we have seen each other at someplace before?"

Answer: "I had thought not going there again would avoid such accidents anymore."

Pickup Line: "I want to give myself to you."

Answer: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Pickup Line: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Answer: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Pickup Line: "Is this seat empty?"

Answer: "If you are going to sit here, this one will be empty too."

Pickup Line: "What's your number?"

Answer: "See the phone book."

Pickup Line: "But I don't know your name."

Answer: "That's in the phone book too."

Pickup Line: "Your place or mine?"

Answer: "You go to yours and I'll go to mine."